I possess a fervent hatred towards the SAT, and I abhor whoever came up with this horrendous idea of a joke test. You suck SAT. You suck big stinky balls and I hope you become a stupid coloring book and die. 

As a kid I was never able to double dutch 

If one more person irritates me, I swear to god I will throw him or her into the meat grinder from Sweeney Todd to be made into a fucking human meat pie